How the fuck do you piss on a seat when you are LITERALLY HOLDING YOUR DICK controlling where the hell your aim is, do not give me that shit
It’s so weird how when I was in New York City, everyone walking around and living their daily lives was wearing headphones listening to music, like completely zoning out everyone and listening to their thing. And that’s fucking strange to me, especially growing up in a southern small town where everyone knows everyone, and even if you don’t, you still say hello to everyone you pass. But more than that, as much as I love music, listening to a four minute recording I can hear anywhere anytime can never match up to hearing like a bird sing, or a child talking to their mother, or an ambulance going by… It’s like, walking around exposes so much to life and it’s WEIRD to see people just zone it out like that, and it makes me so uncomfortable.
I take my last two finals tomorrow and then I’m done with the first semester of college. I like college a lot but I definitely made a lot of mistakes and I’m not completely happy with myself or the semester but whatever, I’ll probably be here for another nine, so… And I’m really excited for Christmas! Annnnddd I’ll have met boy exactly a year ago tomorrow ?????
Terri, age 4:"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. "
Danny, age 7:"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. "
Nikka, age 6:"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate. "
Elaine, age 5:"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken. "
Chris, age 7:"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford. "
Mary Ann, age 4:"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day. "
Blaaaaaaah, blaaaah, blaaaaah. I don’t even know what to do with my life. I feel like I don’t really have any true friends or anything. Like, fuck, I feel so alone. And I haven’t felt like that in so long… I don’t really go out anymore and I’m home because finals are almost over and I fucked up my grades and I haven’t talked to boy in a few days and my best friend has been getting on my nerves so much lately and I just like… Blah.
Kanye West - Black Skinhead vs. Tame Impala - Elephant
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